Monday, April 11, 2016
Lord of the Rings Online is basically World of Warcraft for lit nerds. You kill orcs, strum lutes, smoke Hobbit pipe-weed, and wander far and wide through Middle-Earth on foot, horse, or motherfucking rocket chair. Free online game,
Thanks to a glitch, players could blast through the shire like handicapped hot-rodders. Eventually the throne riders figured it would be funny if they targeted a random player and all followed him at once, thus creating Middle-Earth's first railroad -- the train's unwilling locomotive fueled by confusion and fear.Can Your Pet,
One does not simply walk into Mordor, but one does blast in there on a screeching chair-train, defying physics and Sauron's will alike.
